CVCinco Voiceover
If D'ump detects a Bear in the area, it just shuts down!
[Two young boys stare at their D'ump contraption for an estranged period of time. D'ump is entirely unresponsive.]
BBoy
DAD! BEAR!
“Embarrassed” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Eric Wareheim (2), Tim Heidecker (1)
EWEric Wareheim [pointing at a naked baby picture of Tim]
..Hey, Who's this?
THTim Heidecker [Blushing a bit]
Yeah, well that's my mom. So-
Yeah, but what's this. [Points at Tim's small wiener in the picture]
THTim Heidecker [Glowing Red]
...That's my Penis.
For one thing, Tim was an average sized man.
SBDr. Steve Brule
(inebriated) That's our Show! (pulls cloth off the table, spilling all of the wine)
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