EEric
I do this every night with your son.
S4 E3Universe
S4 E4Road Trip
THTim Heidecker [Driving van, talking via Phone]
Pack up your things, Buddy. We're goin' on a lil' road Trip.
EWEric Wareheim [Smiling]
Road Trip.
Mhm Heh heh, Road trip!
Road Trip!
THTim Heidecker[Screaming]
ROAD TRIP!
Roooaadd trip! [Packs his Suitcase] Reewdtraap! Reewdtraaap! Rooooaaaaddd Triiiiip!
S4 E5Tommy
When Tommy said we were going to be working with THE Jessica Alba, my eyes lit up in the back of my head. I said, "J..Jesc'a Alba? I.. I'm a fan of Jesssc'a Alba."
S4 E6Origins
"You know what, Tim, there's already a site e-zoos.biz....I'm sorry."
S4 E7Presidents
Premium? More like CREAMULUM.
Rick Wareheimer wears a straw hat at home in his house - he goes outside without the hat, but if you seem in his house he does wear a small straw hat.
S4 E8Hair
I hope you don't wear that bigafric'n haaaaaii.
Ihopeidon'twearthat bigafricannnhaaaiii?
EWEric Wareheim (Leans close to Tim's ear)
I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MY BIG AFRICAN HAT TO YOUR PARTY!
...Alright, you're comin'.
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