EEric
You look like a man I could be a best friend with
S2 E2Vacation
TTim
It took a lotta guts
RRaz
Shells on the neck, shells on the wris
Now string 'em all up
Get the shells on the ankle
Underwater camera, disposable camera!
S2 E3Dad's Off
You're a great son, probably one of the best.
SSpagett
Spagett!
S2 E4Dolls
PSPalmer Scott
This is what I do,
This is what I do.
This is what I do, I sit on you.
S2 E6Forest
TGTairy Greene
Shhh... SHUT UP! It's time for snuggle...
S2 E7Carol
How many breakfasts did you have this morning?
CCarol
Just the one, sir.
Looks like you had about 4 or 5, lookin like a burrito this morning.
Lar, whaddya say, poke or no poke?
LLarry
Definitely no poke.
"Hear that Carol? No one wants to do ya, you're a waste."
S2 E9Innernette
JGJeff Goldblum
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MMolly
This is magnificent, James.
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