Eric Wareheim quotes from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Neither.

What is going on here?

What?? No!!

Hello?? I need some help please....

Excuse me! My wife can't get this in the mail...

You look like a man I could be a best friend with

"Wait a second Tim, what about all my e-worms and e-mail viruses?"

For one thing, Tim was an average sized man.

I do this every night with your son.

"You know what, Tim, there's already a site e-zoos.biz....I'm sorry."

Ihopeidon'twearthat bigafricannnhaaaiii?

I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MY BIG AFRICAN HAT TO YOUR PARTY!

..Hey, Who's this?

Yeah, well that's my mom. So-

Yeah, but what's this. [Points at Tim's small wiener in the picture]

...That's my Penis.

You killed my RASCAL!

NO I DIDN'T!

Because kids do not like jazz-

Nor should they

ONE TWO THREE FAYY