Do you live in a hole or a boat?
“Abstinence” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Cinco Banking System (10), Eric Wareheim (5)
Neither.
Okay, I didn't get that. I think you chose BOAT. Is that right?
Okay. Let's move on. Is your BOAT a C-Class Licensed Boat or is your boat used for commercial fishing?
Okay. I think you've chosen COMMERCIAL FISHING. Now I'm going to need your boat's name.
What is going on here?
Okay. I think you've said: TAARGÜS. Is this correct?
What?? No!!
Just to make sure I've gotten all the information correct, I'm going to need to confirm a few more things.
Hello?? I need some help please....
You new name is: ERIC TAARGÜS. Is this correct?
Okay. I'll go ahead and make that change.
Great. I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is: TAARGÜS TAARGÜS. Is this okay?
Great. We're sending her the following VHS tape. You've chosen: PIZZA BOY.
Excuse me! My wife can't get this in the mail...
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