This Movie Sucks! quotes

Just so you realize it, that was her father saying she was nothing special.

In Wongo, the maidens are only five years younger than their dads.

Well, it seems the men of Wongo have a very literal interpretation of their word. Saying that "no harm will come to you this night", but their going to kill him in the morning.

Yeah, actually Liana just saved you about six minutes of nature shots with a bad voice over.

These women aren't wild! These women are sane, and sick of these douche bags telling them what to do. And their tired of stirring pots with nothing but air in them. Like, what is that? They couldn't put something in those pots, this is such a low-budget movie that they have to stir air?

The King of Wongo, a jungle tribe leader strangely afraid of the jungle.

Meanwhile, the King's daughter Omoo has fallen for Engor. Will Engor survive to return to his tribe, or will Omoo have got him stiff only to watch him become one?

Ah! Bad idea to sit cross-legged in a loincloth!

Looks like the King needs some anger management.

Freeze! He spent his whole life on the beach and he only has enough shells for one bag?

Freeze! Did her father just say that his daughter was worth less than a bag of shells?

Funny how night-time in Wongo looks like daytime in Wongo with the Iris turned down!

Now, here's the thing. She is having unprotected sex with a man from Goona, which means your open to getting "goonarrhea".

I understand their clothing is meant to be made from jungle animals, but what exactly did they hunt to get naugahyde?

A wild sofa.

And now the men bow their heads in shame at a bad prop.