This Movie Sucks! quotes

Why would he use a ten foot spear when they are six feet apart?

He's got skin like a girl, and he runs like one.

Oh no, it fell! Maybe we should have supported it with more than a stick in sand.

Ah, he's in no hurry. See you later suckers!

Insulted? Dude, I'm stuffed and trussed to a stick!

Wait a second, how did she know that? There were no drums or signals or anything!

Yes, you found the one plot hole.

How would you put this on your resume? Danced with an alligator stuck to her head in Wild Women of Wongo?

Nobody put Wild Women of Wongo on their resume.

They've already sacrificed their dignity.

Notice how they all seem to be dancing to their own music? Their is no choreography.

It's the new Wongo dance, the "Hit by a Taser".

I took dance classes, I even taught dance classes, this is not dance! This is having seizures! It's not busting a move, move is busted!

Dance like there's nothing... but a slow dying career!

Okay, now begins the longest maritime battle ever filmed between a woman, her breasts, and a clearly rubber reptile.

Bad frame composition or gratuitous boob shot, you be the judge.

You know, it is not very sporting, fighting a croc the size of TV's Webster.