Ed the Sock quotes from This Movie Sucks!

Well, that's the pretence we are using. The real reason is we actually shot one of these episodes in studio, but it blows, so we are out here trying to save our asses. Its a bit of a "Hail Mary" play, we hope it works. If not, next week who knows what the hell will be on this timeslot.

First of all, what did these evolve from? Stop lights? And what kind of use is a robot with no fingers! And what evolutionary process would favour the creation of giant non-aquatic starfish? And why are they swaying like Tina Turner's backup dancers? Why are they wearing lamps on their head? Sorry, someone has to ask these questions!

He is the actor known as "embarrassed".

Okay, for those of you out there running for your science books, let me save you the trouble. No, there is no air in space, so no, his wings shouldn't be flapping.

Right, now what's he doing? He's wreaking their clothesline! That's going to piss 'em off!

Well, did we lie to you? This movie sucks!

On his way to Earth, he stops on an enemy star base to fuck with their clothesline, causing the men inside to fall the opposite direction of the ships tilt. I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure that that does not make sense.

And why are you slinking around? Its a public street, there is nothing suspicious about two kids walking on the street. Its like a guy wearing a toupee, nobody thinks anything if he is bald, but they all point if he is wearing a toupee!

Hey, there pointing their guns at each other.

Its a subpoena, his ex-wife wants custody, something about putting their kids in repeated danger.

I like how they do not ask for ID or anything, boy, was this before 9/11.

Any publicity is good publicity, unless your in the clergy.

Back at the alien base, Yamanaka refuses to cooperate with the aliens plan, so they force him and his annoying kids into the thought eradicator, which doesn't make sense because they need his thoughts to build the spaceship. You know, the space ship they need to conquer space despite already having a spaceship that can conquer space. Did anyone bother reading the script before they filmed this crap?

Note to aliens: Hmm... might be a good idea that get doors that lock from the inside.

Hey, your the guy who keeps screwing with our laundry. Get him!