Liana quotes from This Movie Sucks!

Before we go any further, we should clarify the point of the show. There are movies that suck, then there are movies that suck!

Great dinner conversation, smallpox.

Nice short commute to work, good thing no one would suspect that's a secret facility all those guys in white lab coats are running to!

By the way, solenoids, the super high-tech part of the ship, sell on eBay for about 25 bucks.

Starman, a body of steel, fists of lightning, and the battle skills of the Three Stooges.

And he falls in zero gravity.

They... talk... like... this... the... whole... movie.

Jungle survival rule number five: No need to worry about venomous creatures, keep your bare feet sticking out of your hut.

Throwing a dead animal at a gal's feet, the perfect way to say I love you.

In Wongo, the maidens are only five years younger than their dads.

These women aren't wild! These women are sane, and sick of these douche bags telling them what to do. And their tired of stirring pots with nothing but air in them. Like, what is that? They couldn't put something in those pots, this is such a low-budget movie that they have to stir air?

Ah! Bad idea to sit cross-legged in a loincloth!

Freeze! Did her father just say that his daughter was worth less than a bag of shells?

And now the men bow their heads in shame at a bad prop.

They've already sacrificed their dignity.