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“June 11, 2010 - Wild Women of Wongo” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Ed the Sock (53), Liana (31)
Well, you can recognize from the quality graphics it is going to be a great film.
Don't be shallow.
Oh no! Stock footage of an alligator! Ah! Stock footage of a snake!
Ah! Wait a minutes, he's scared of parrots?
Maybe he has a fear of birds based on that unnatural white stuff in his hair.
Hey, it is one of those fancy automatic stone doors.
This is ridiculous, at least in The Flintstones they'd show you the dinosaur pulling it.
They... talk... like... this... the... whole... movie.
Come on, we keep the god in the basement!
Jungle survival rule number five: No need to worry about venomous creatures, keep your bare feet sticking out of your hut.
Last one there is gratuitous T&A! Wait, were all gratuitous T&A!
Their not doing anything useful, it looks like a make work project.
This is how Wongo spent its stimulus money!
How come he went out to sea and brought back something furry?
Throwing a dead animal at a gal's feet, the perfect way to say I love you.
Beware, its a guy in a diaper!
And we will hear them... very slowly.
Just so you realize it, that was her father saying she was nothing special.
In Wongo, the maidens are only five years younger than their dads.
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