This Movie Sucks! quotes

Is this a bad time to point out the ship looks like a sex toy?

Funny you should mention that, as they talk about thrusts... When a guy in a suit like that starts talking about thrust, I get nervous.

Here's a little something for all you paedophiles out there.

Hey, welcome to This Movie Sucks!, coming to you from the studio we continue to allege is my apartment.

Well, you can recognize from the quality graphics it is going to be a great film.

Don't be shallow.

Oh no! Stock footage of an alligator! Ah! Stock footage of a snake!

Ah! Wait a minutes, he's scared of parrots?

Maybe he has a fear of birds based on that unnatural white stuff in his hair.

Hey, it is one of those fancy automatic stone doors.

This is ridiculous, at least in The Flintstones they'd show you the dinosaur pulling it.

They... talk... like... this... the... whole... movie.

Come on, we keep the god in the basement!

Jungle survival rule number five: No need to worry about venomous creatures, keep your bare feet sticking out of your hut.

Last one there is gratuitous T&A! Wait, were all gratuitous T&A!

Their not doing anything useful, it looks like a make work project.

This is how Wongo spent its stimulus money!

How come he went out to sea and brought back something furry?

Throwing a dead animal at a gal's feet, the perfect way to say I love you.

Beware, its a guy in a diaper!

And we will hear them... very slowly.