Ed the Sock quotes from This Movie Sucks!

When are they going to notice they outnumber her?

That would require counting.

Is this a bad time to point out the ship looks like a sex toy?

Funny you should mention that, as they talk about thrusts... When a guy in a suit like that starts talking about thrust, I get nervous.

Well, you can recognize from the quality graphics it is going to be a great film.

Don't be shallow.

Oh no! Stock footage of an alligator! Ah! Stock footage of a snake!

Ah! Wait a minutes, he's scared of parrots?

Maybe he has a fear of birds based on that unnatural white stuff in his hair.

Hey, it is one of those fancy automatic stone doors.

This is ridiculous, at least in The Flintstones they'd show you the dinosaur pulling it.

Their not doing anything useful, it looks like a make work project.

This is how Wongo spent its stimulus money!

I understand their clothing is meant to be made from jungle animals, but what exactly did they hunt to get naugahyde?

A wild sofa.

Wait a second, how did she know that? There were no drums or signals or anything!

Yes, you found the one plot hole.

How would you put this on your resume? Danced with an alligator stuck to her head in Wild Women of Wongo?

Nobody put Wild Women of Wongo on their resume.

If she would just let him go I think he wants to leave!

When is this scene going to be over?

When they've managed to have the camera show ever angle of her T&A.... like around now.

Uh oh, idiots!

Are those supposed to be the ape men?

I guess.

They don't look very apey.

They also don't understand the concept of camouflage. Of course, their under the cover of night, which looks suspiciously like daytime in the shade.

Uh oh, trouble for the Wild Women of Wongo, the ape-men have arrived.

Yay, maybe they will kill them and put them out of their misery.

You know what, you don't seem to be enjoying this movie...

You think?

This movie would be half as long if they spoke at normal speed.

Their graduates of the William Shatner school of acting.

With a supplementary class by Adam West.

Yeah, as if he's really struggling.

He actually appears to be annoyed.

Oh yeah, that would make him the only actor in this movie.

Look Liana... comic relief.

Allegedly.