Ed the Sock quotes from This Movie Sucks!

You know what fifteen cents will get you now in LA?

What?

A punch in the face.

I don't understand this, why do people go to LA with no money?

Here's what I don't understand, why does his love interest look like she could be his mom?

Why are women who run diners all called "Marge"?

It's kind of an official title, like when you run a ship you're called "Captain".

At one point in America's history, this was considered dancing.

At one point in America's history, this was considered sexy. Of course, at the same point in American history, this was also considered "filler".

Now it's just the after effects of a Tazer, or the auditions episodes of American Idol.

It's more like The Gong Show

That's a bit of a dated reference.

This movie isn't exactly current.

This is awfully long.

What would you rather see: Her dancing or this guys big melon?

Believe it or not, there was a time when music like this made it on the radio.

Not quite like this.

I love the depth of his lyrics, he's practically another Kurt Cobain.

Kurt Cobain's lyrics were his last priority.

That's what I mean.

He's the villain, you know why?

Why?

He's smoking a cigar.

Doesn't that mean he's just a rich guy?

In these movies that's the same thing, those Marxist underpinnings.

Who are you now? Glenn Beck?

Why is Roke standing so far back?

Because there's a redneck with a shotgun.

Ignore the sturdy trees, and pick the sapling. He's only what? 280?

Good thinking.

He got his shoe!

That's a fair trade. A single used shoe for a gold breastplate and bracelet. That's what the conquistadors gave them.

Laura. Come faster, make this end!

Laura. Close the gate. We're not paying to heat the entire neighbourhood!

I wonder what a pile of radioactive poop would look like?

A Michael Bay movie?