Carlos quotes from Third Watch

(in the ambulance on the way to the hospital) I went to funerals...hundreds...the families...I didn't know them. I never was in the field.

Kim

I'm losing his pulse.

Carlos

We're almost there.

I only knew how to work the numbers...but the numbers never balanced that day...

Kim

It's okay, Cap.

They never balanced...

Dr. Breene

Doc's statements made to the police officer that brought him out suggest it may be the root of his breakdown.

Carlos

No… Doc's the one that we all talked to. He was the only real strong one. Doc Parker's the reason why I dropped out of med school, okay? Figured if being a paramedic was good enough for someone like him…

Kim

Carlos! Get over here!

Carlos

Kim? You go to raves?

Kim

Look, it's not what you think.

Carlos

What the hell was she doing there?

She went in with me.

Carlos

To a rave?

She gonna be all right?

Carlos

You better hope so.

Hey, hey, dude, I didn't do this on purpose.

Carlos

You touch me again, I'll kick your ass, dude.

Carlos

I'm a Virgo.

Levine

I know.

Carlos

The lover.

Levine

Virgo is the virgin.

Carlos

I knew it had something to do with sex.

Grace

{singing} Carlos and Holly sitting in a tree…

Carlos

That's real mature!

Grace

K-I-S-S-I-N-G…

Carlos

The dead guy?

Grace

No. The cop. The one with the blue eyes.

Carlos

Blue eyes? Are you kidding me?

Grace

Hey, you got a girlfriend. Can't I look for that someone special too?

Carlos

I do not have a girlfriend!

Levine

Okay, true. We haven't gone out on an official date yet.

Carlos

Official, unofficial, it... it... it doesn't matter. We're... we're never gonna date, ever, Levine. I don't even like you.

Levine

You gonna stand in the hallway all night?

Carlos

Are you listening to what I'm saying?

Levine

Yes, and so are my neighbors.

Carlos

I really gotta stop getting hit in the head.

Grace

He's also displaying a bit of a repetitive speech problem.

Carlos

I told you, I'm a pro. I get hit in the head all the time.

Dr. Fields

You do?

Carlos

Umm, yeah?

Carlos

You said I was gonna be okay.

Dr. Fields

Repeated head trauma's serious.

Carlos

I don't get hit all the time. I exaggerate, a lot.

You do?

Carlos

Well, I don't know him, I know of him. Interdepartmental basketball. He's their center. This is great.

Levine

Not for me. I was gonna play center.

Carlos

It's great because it means he's ugly.

Levine

What are you talking about?

Carlos

Well, excuse me, but some of us are sick and tired of the parade of Joe Hunky Fire Dudes who show up just long enough to get all the women all worked up then slither off into the sunset.

As opposed to someone who just bothers 'em and won't go away.

Carlos

What is it with women and the "L" word?

Grace

"The "L" Word"?

Carlos

You know…love.

Grace

Okay, look, first of all, it's not all women. I mean, I have never told any guy that I love him. Secondly, I think Levine pretty much loves everyone.

Levine

What are you saying?

Carlos

Your story about Jerusalem and the bombs. Everyone calling their loved ones…Who did you call, Holly? I got out of the bus and ran the last five blocks. I was afraid. Afraid that I'd lost you. But you didn't call me. You say "I love you" but you didn't call.

Levine

I... I was…

Carlos

It's not about saying the word. It's about actions. It's the best that I can give you right now, and if that's not good enough for you, then I am sorry, but it's all that I can give you.

Rice

Well, we didn't know for sure.

Carlos

His teeth were falling out onto the table. You thought it was a cold?

Rice

You know, this is a delicate situation here.

Carlos

So are my testicles! I might wanna have a family one day.

Rice

Yeah, well if we don't stop guys like this, you may never see a "some day."