Yokas quotes from Third Watch

Yokas

Now I got to figure out a way to tell my kids that their mother had to arrest their father.

How do you do it everyday?

Yokas

I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in whole new perspective.

Most kids grow up.

Bosco

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Yokas

Justice? What? Beating on a defenseless prisoner? I don't know if that's what our founding fathers had in mind.

Bosco

Oh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it is appropriate.

Yokas

What's that supposed to mean?

Bosco

21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.

Yokas

Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.

Bosco

So will the car heater. And you know what? It's conveniently located in our car!

Yokas

Okay, let's talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it's kinda bugging me, you know?

Bosco

Wow, wow, wow! That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture.

Yokas

No kidding.

Bosco

I'm starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice, mountains, the South Pole.

Yokas

The South Pole?

Bosco

What?

Yokas

Nothing.

Bosco

It's probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that, I'm sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo using kids or something.

Yokas

Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

Bosco

We didn't try to hold up a check cashing store with automatic weapons and kill everybody we ran into this afternoon.

Yokas

No, but you let a man die when you could have tried to save him. And you're right. Under similar circumstances, he would have done the same exact thing to you. So, congratulations, Bosco. Today, you and that animal were exactly alike.

Yokas

Is there anything more depressing than searching basements and garbage cans for missing kids?

Bosco

Yeah, finding one.

Yokas

Bosco, I want you to ask Swersky to put us back together.

Bosco

You do?

Yokas

If I'm coming back, I'm coming back all the way.

Bosco

I thought you wanted me out of your life.

Yokas

All the way.

What?

Yokas

Oh, see bicycles are subject to the same traffic laws that cars are subject to.

Seriously?

Yokas

You got a driver's license?

Driver's license?

Yokas

You're annoying me. You're answering every question with a question.

Yokas

No, but he told me that you interviewed our perp without permission.

Cruz

Yeah. I'll talk to whoever I need to talk to.

Yokas

I don't want you to talk to anybody that I have anything to do with.

Bosco

Did you see my brother?

Cruz

It was his car. The driver of his car.

Bosco

Did you see him?

Cruz

I saw him.

Yokas

You're lying.

Cruz

You don't want to mess with me right now!

Yokas

You're lying. You never saw...

Cruz

It was a... This guy killed a cop! Somebody that I care about!

Swersky

I want an alarm out for the car and for this Mike Boscorelli. Do you know what he looks like?

Yokas

Yes, sir.

Swersky

Then do it.

Bosco

As a cop killer?

Swersky

For questioning.

Bosco

In the death of a cop. You know what that means.

Swersky

I don't have a choice, Bosco. And I'm not sure it would change if I did.

Yokas

I know. Can I do anything to help?

Bosco

You don't have to be involved.

Yokas

Yeah, I know that too.

Yokas

What the hell is wrong with you?

Always a class act, Maritza.

Cruz

Like you don't know, bitch.

Yeah.

Cruz

Oh, go on. Go back to your fireboys. They know you over there? J.D. Hart, people! In the flesh! Officer Hartless of the 5-1, South Bronx. You know the name. Hartless the Rat. Bitch of the Bronx.