Bosco quotes from Third Watch

Bosco

I have enough actual bad things going on right now. I'll leave the possibilities to someone else.

Bosco

Sure I do. I love pizza. I like spaghetti. I like "Goodfellas" and two out of the three "Godfathers." Past that, I'm about as as Italian as you are.

Bosco

Yeah, but I may kill him before it gets here.

Bosco

You know what really pisses me off? That I was stupid enough to fall for the whole damn "I changed" thing. Nobody changes. People don't change, do they, Dad? We can go out, we can go have all those steak dinners we want, but it don't make us a family. I'm my own family.

Bosco

My brother's going to jail, Maritza. He knows that. He's a dope dealer. And he's involved in shooting a cop. Put the guns away. Glen? All I'm asking for, Cruz, is that you let him show us where the guy who pulled the trigger is. That's it. That's what Dade would want. Right? Right? Come on, Cruz. This is my brother.

Bosco

Is that your jag out there?

What?

Bosco

Is that your jag out there?

Get out the car! Now!

Bosco

(to officers) Weapons down! Weapons down!

Bosco

Hey Rick? Big Rick? Shift is over, bud.

Bosco

You can turn over the squad now. You don't have to drive around anymore.

Bosco

Lets go back to the station, have some donuts, swap some stories, that's what cops do. You are a cop, right?

Bosco

You did a good job, partner.

Bosco

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Yokas

Justice? What? Beating on a defenseless prisoner? I don't know if that's what our founding fathers had in mind.

Bosco

Oh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it is appropriate.

Yokas

What's that supposed to mean?

Bosco

21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.

Yokas

Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.

Bosco

So will the car heater. And you know what? It's conveniently located in our car!

Yokas

Okay, let's talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it's kinda bugging me, you know?

Bosco

Wow, wow, wow! That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture.

Yokas

No kidding.

Bosco

I'm starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice, mountains, the South Pole.

Yokas

The South Pole?

Bosco

What?

Yokas

Nothing.

Bosco

It's probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that, I'm sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo using kids or something.

Yokas

Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

Bosco

We didn't try to hold up a check cashing store with automatic weapons and kill everybody we ran into this afternoon.

Yokas

No, but you let a man die when you could have tried to save him. And you're right. Under similar circumstances, he would have done the same exact thing to you. So, congratulations, Bosco. Today, you and that animal were exactly alike.

Yokas

Is there anything more depressing than searching basements and garbage cans for missing kids?

Bosco

Yeah, finding one.

Bosco

When I have kids, I'm going to have vehicle locators surgically implanted right in their asses.

Faith

What, like a baby Lojack?

Bosco

Yeah, why not? Your kids are definitely worth more than your Buick.

Davis

You guys didn't hear about Kim?

Faith

What do you mean? What about Kim?

Davis

She overdosed.

Bosco

No way.

Faith

Kim was usin' heroin?

No, she did it on purpose. She tried to kill herself. Her son found her.

Faith

That poor little boy found her?

Davis

Yeah, she's gonna be okay, though.

Bosco

We should call the guys at 55. See if there's anything that we can do for Kim.