DK quotes from Third Watch

What fat-ass cop ate the last of the coffee cake?

15 minutes.

Kim

What?

15 minutes.

Please!

What are you talking about?

Hey, hey, when he closes this house the people in this community will have to wait at least 15 minutes for medical or fire response. See, I did the math, calculated the response times. Isn't that how you do it, Jack?

You do?

Carlos

Well, I don't know him, I know of him. Interdepartmental basketball. He's their center. This is great.

Levine

Not for me. I was gonna play center.

Carlos

It's great because it means he's ugly.

Levine

What are you talking about?

Carlos

Well, excuse me, but some of us are sick and tired of the parade of Joe Hunky Fire Dudes who show up just long enough to get all the women all worked up then slither off into the sunset.

As opposed to someone who just bothers 'em and won't go away.