Levine quotes from Third Watch

Levine

The beginning of a love-work relationship. Don't mess it up

Kim

Captain Steeper wants us to stay out of the house.

Carlos

What?

Levine

For how long?

Kim

Permanently.

Carlos

He can't do that.

Kim

Yes, he can.

Carlos

No way.

Kim

Look, we can use the lockers to change before the shift and change to go home.

Carlos

Oh, well, that's big of him.

This is Doc we're talking about? Doc Parker?

Levine

Yes, Doc Parker!

Crazy.

Levine

(voice breaking) Well, he really hasn't been all right lately.

Where in the hell is he gonna get a gun?

Levine

Oh, guns are hard to get all of a sudden?

Levine

Doc is a teacher. He did this for us, so we could learn lessons. I'm grateful.

Dr. Breene

What lessons have you learned?

Levine

Uh… I'm still working on that.

Levine

Grace, what sign are you?

Grace

I don't know.

Levine

Everyone knows what sign they are.

Grace

Okay. How about I don't care?

Carlos

I'm a Virgo.

Levine

I know.

Carlos

The lover.

Levine

Virgo is the virgin.

Carlos

I knew it had something to do with sex.

Levine

Okay, true. We haven't gone out on an official date yet.

Carlos

Official, unofficial, it... it... it doesn't matter. We're... we're never gonna date, ever, Levine. I don't even like you.

Levine

You gonna stand in the hallway all night?

Carlos

Are you listening to what I'm saying?

Levine

Yes, and so are my neighbors.

You do?

Carlos

Well, I don't know him, I know of him. Interdepartmental basketball. He's their center. This is great.

Levine

Not for me. I was gonna play center.

Carlos

It's great because it means he's ugly.

Levine

What are you talking about?

Carlos

Well, excuse me, but some of us are sick and tired of the parade of Joe Hunky Fire Dudes who show up just long enough to get all the women all worked up then slither off into the sunset.

As opposed to someone who just bothers 'em and won't go away.

Levine

What are you saying?

Carlos

Your story about Jerusalem and the bombs. Everyone calling their loved ones…Who did you call, Holly? I got out of the bus and ran the last five blocks. I was afraid. Afraid that I'd lost you. But you didn't call me. You say "I love you" but you didn't call.

Levine

I... I was…

Carlos

It's not about saying the word. It's about actions. It's the best that I can give you right now, and if that's not good enough for you, then I am sorry, but it's all that I can give you.