Vyvyan quotes from The Young Ones

Vyvyan

Neil, d'you wanna hear a great new joke?

Neil

Oh, yeah. Ok.

Vyvyan

Rick, I'd get out of the way if you don't wanna get seriously hurt. Right, what d'you say to a stupid hippie who's standing on a pile of dynamite?

Neil

I dunno, what do you say to a stupid hippie who's standing on a pile of dynamite?

Vyvyan

Get this, buster!

Neil

Oh, yeah. I get it. "Get this, buster!" Yeah, brilliant!

Rick

Is everyone happy? Vyvyan's whiffed out the theatre, blown his goolies off and you've stopped Cliff coming! Can we please just do the song?!

Rick

Good morning, everybody. Let's make rock 'n' roll history.

Vyvyan

Oh, no. He's found us.

Rick

Hey, great gag telling me the recording studio was in Wales!

Mike

Are we gonna sing this song or not?

Vyvyan

Yes, we are! But first... let's have a fight!

(singing) # All the little flowers are singing. All the little birdies are too, tweet tweet! Everything in the garden is happy and we hope you are too. If you're happy we're happy, ha ha! If you're sad we're sad, boo hoo! But now it's time to end this song coz it's so (bleep) bad! #

Rick

Goodnight, children.

Mike

Goodnight.

Neil

Hello... er... goodnight.

Vyvyan

Pass the detonator.