Crump quotes from The X-Files

What are you doing?!

Mulder

What? What am I doing?

What the hell are you doing?!

Mulder

(sarcastically) I'm composing a sonnet. I'm slowing down for a light!

Mulder

Crump? Crump, what else can you tell me about what's happening to you?

Mr. Crump. You call me by my last name, you say "mister" in front of it.

Mulder

"Mister." I got you.

Not Crump. Mr. Crump.

Mulder

I can think of something else I'd like to call you. I could put "mister" in front of that, too if you'd like.

You know, what kind of name is Mulder, anyway? What is that, like... like, Jewish?

Mulder

(disbelieving) Excuse me?

Jewish... It is, right?

Mulder

(annoyed) It's Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut-picking bastard. Now, Mr. Crump what can you tell me about what's happening to you?

Hey, uh... The Jew stuff? No offense. I mean, uh... A man can't help who he's born to.

Mulder

(sarcastic) That was an apology, right? Gee, I don't know if I can see to drive my eyes are tearing up so bad.