Fox Mulder quotes from The X-Files

Mulder

... in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seems to apply.

Mulder

So, what did you make of Uncle Fester, down the block?

Mulder

You know when I was a kid, I had this ritual. I closed my eyes before I walked into my room, 'cause I thought that one day when I opened them my sister would be there. Just lying in bed, like nothing ever happened. You know I'm still walking into that room, everyday of my life.

Mulder

I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.

Mulder

[taking his shirt off] Before anyone passes judgment, may I remind you - we are in the arctic.

Mulder

Hey, Scully, we send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the universe, and we don't even know what's behind them.

Mulder

Well, that's one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants. You rarely get to press charges.

Mulder

It was five hours of Boggs channeling. After three hours i asked him to summon up the soul of Jimi Hendrix and requested 'All Along the Watchtower'. You know, the guy's been dead for 20 years but he hasn't lost his touch.

Mulder

Two men died in that crash room, Scully. One man came back. The question is... which one?

Mulder

Steve Wallenberg had a wife and two kids. One of his boys is an all-star on his football team now. I pulled that trigger two seconds earlier and Wallenberg would be here to see his kid play. Instead, I've got some dead man robbing jewelry stores and sending me haikus.

Mulder

I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don't speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don't shine.

Mulder

The boy's been performing miracles every week for the past ten years. Twice on Sundays.

Mulder

They told me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man.

Mulder

I'm looking for my dog. His name is Heinrich. He's a Norwegian Elkhound. I use him to hunt moose!

Mulder

You think they would have taken me more seriously if I wore the grey suit?