Billy LaBonge quotes from The X-Files

Yo. Can't you do anything that ain't a hundred years old? That ain't old school, that's decrepit.

(patiently) Young man, shall I come heckle you on your job? Make sure you count out the requisite number of McNuggets?

What's in it for me? I mean, let's say I help you out. What do I get in return?

Scully

(hopefully) The feeling of pride that comes from performing your civic duty?

Mulder

How did this impersonator switch out the dead body?

With ease. You're going to kick yourselves when I show you how he did this, it's so simple. 'Cause magic is all about... (wiggles fingers mysteriously) misdirection.

Your impersonator simply made sure everyone was looking the other way when he pulled Maleeni's body from its secret hiding place underneath... the floor. (Dramatically lifts one of the floor panels up from the bottom of the van, revealing... nothing; none of the other panels show anything either; surprised) Man, this guy's good.