The X-Files · Season 1, Episode 1
“Deep Throat” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Fox Mulder (8), Dana Scully (5), Deep Throat (2)
So?
So you and I are going to the Spud State to investigate a little kidnapping.
I don't get it, Mulder. Does this have something to do with an X-File? I thought you only liked those... uh... paranormal-type cases. Am I missing something here?
Let's just say this case has a... distinct smell to it. A certain... paranormal bouquet.
Leave this case alone, Agent Mulder.
What?
The military will not tolerate an FBI investigation.
Who are you?
I, er, can be of help to you. I've had a certain interest in your work.
How do you know about my work?
Well, let's just say that I'm in a position to know quite a lot of things, er, things about our government.
Who are you? Who do you work for?
It's unimportant, I came here to give you some valuable advice. You are exposing yourself and Agent Scully to unnecessary risk, I advise you to drop the case.
I can't do that.
You have much work to do, Agent Mulder, don't jeopardise the future of your own efforts.
So, what did you make of Uncle Fester, down the block?
Sucker!
You believe it all, don't you?
Why wouldn't I?
Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned -
Oooh... if you were that stoned, what?
Mulder, you could have shown that kid a picture of a flying hamburger and he would have told you that's exactly what he saw.
Tell me I'm crazy.
Mulder... you're crazy.
[tapping on window] Please, step out of the car.
[to Scully] You think if maybe we ignore him, he'll go away?
[tapping on window] Please, step out of the car.
[to Scully] Guess not.
Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive.
Precisely.
They're here, aren't they?
Mister Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time.
I'm selling limited edition prints, twenty dollars. Down to my last five, if you're interested.
Put it on my tab.
(leans over to Mulder) Sucker.
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