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S5The Dogs of War

[reading] "This isn't about partisan politics. It's about what's best for the country. However long this crisis lasts we're fortunate to have President Walken here to lead us." That's a great quote.

SASteve Atwood

Thanks.

"However long this crisis lasts..." That's a nice...turn of phrase. Of course, a more accurate description of that period of time would be "Till President Bartlet signs the second letter and boots Walken's fat ass out of our White House."

SASteve Atwood

What the hell are you going on about?

You're campaigning in the middle of a national tragedy. Zoey Bartlet's out in the field, breathing through a straw; you're test-driving sound bites for the next election? Straight answer, Steve, once in your life. What are you guys up to? Closed-door meetings, planting quotes in the Times... What's next? Spontaneous speeches on the House floor questioning President Bartlet's fitness to lead?

SASteve Atwood

You don't get it, do you? Republicans are in awe of Bartlet. He recused himself in the only way he could. In the way envisioned by the Constitution.

None of the framers were afraid of the President's daughter being kidnapped at musket-point.

SASteve Atwood

The whole notion of the 25th Amendment is that the institution matters more than the man. Bartlet's decision was even more self-sacrificing because he willingly gave power to his opposition.

The institution may matter more, but it's your guy protecting it, not ours.

SASteve Atwood

A truly self-sacrificing act usually involves some sacrifice.

So now you're going to nail us to the cross?

SASteve Atwood

No. You beat the terrorists at their own game. We're not stupid, Josh. We try to use this to our advantage, it'll blow up in our faces. We'd seem callous and unfeeling, in contrast to Bartlet's extraordinary gesture of courage and patriotism. And anyone who thinks otherwise, has a particularly craven way of looking at politics.

S5Jefferson Lives

Diane Frost is a serious name.

Diane is a serious loon of the left.

I love Diane Frost. I'd marry Diane Frost if I were a member of her stated sexual preference, but Diane is the definition of unelectable.

We're having trouble with the Democrats.

Wow, along with the Republicans. That's kind of everyone.

Mrs. Bartlet, I can't tell you how hard I prayed for you.

I appreciate that.

Well, you shouldn't. I'm not very religious. So there's the risk that my praying could be taken as insincere or even an affront, which, if it's a vengeful God, could have made matters worse.

Well, it didn't, so maybe there's a clue.

Are you a horseman Bob? I'm looking at your boots.

Oh, I love to ride.... No, I wear these boots, um... Oh, I could give you some crap about remembering my roots, but I wear these because I've got flat feet and they don't hurt my arches.

[about Haffley] What the hell just...

Will. In the Oval, and grab C.J.

We just... we got tagged. [They walk into the Outer Oval Office.] Idiot thinks he tagged us.

He did.

...

He's bluffing.

We don't blink.

What the hell is he thinking? Is he just in over his head?

He's an idiot. And he's bluffing.

We put up Berryhill and we wait for the Republicans to self-destruct.

If we have the time.

He's an idiot, he's bluffing, and we're going to destroy him.

You worried about it leaking or are you worried about our numbers?

Both. How long can we spin this so our numbers hold? If it drags on and gets ugly and people have time to worry...

We've got a fight; with this list it's a joke. August Adar would bore the country into a stupor and Starkey is, forgive me, sir, more likely to keel over in the next three years than you are.

That's what Haffley's counting on. The longer he drags this out, the longer he's next in line.

Diane Frost is a serious name.

Diane is a serious loon of the left.

I love Diane Frost. I'd marry Diane Frost if I were a member of her stated sexual preference, but Diane is the definition of unelectable.

That's their agenda: sniper anyone who looks hard to beat next time around.

I thought this choice wasn't about partisan politics.

It is now.

I hadn't heard you were thinking about New Hampshire. That might be the best...

I moved the meeting up because I didn't want you here.

In the meeting?

In the Residence.

Yeah. I've been trying to... I thought... you need some space.

She's back. She's safe. She's going to stay safe.

We all want what's best for Zoey.

You laid us open. You laid me and my daughters wide open. And God knows what else there is that I don't know about.

There is nothing else.

I swear to God, Leo, don't... 72 hours; the bruises aren't even... did you see her face? For God's sake, don't ask me to trust you.

I'm not.

And don't think you took the bullet. I blame Jed. He did this.

Wait, the Democrats actually like the list?

They aren't wild about Berryhill. Donna!

Our esteemed Minority Leader thinks it's not a bluff and we won't win a battle in the House.

Our esteemed Minority Leader is running for President in three years. Donna, get me Leo!

[pokes his head in] Donna went to the bathroom.

She's not allowed to do that. Just get me Leo.

Uh, Leo McGarry?

Yes, Leo McGarry.

[enters] They leaked the list; the Starkey Russell list.

Is that bad? It makes Berryhill look even better.

Guys, we can't confirm Berryhill.

We can't?

We're having trouble with the Democrats.

Wow. Along with the Republicans, that's kind of everyone.

We've got to move on.

Move on? We don't move on from our first post-Walken showdown. This is the single, most defining decision the President makes.

No kidding. And time's running out and if we don't find someone they'll confirm by tomorrow...

We had other names.

[comes back in] Hey, uh, sorry. Does anyone know Mr. McGarry's extension?

S5Han

In a triumph of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, and with gorge rising, it gives me great nausea to announce Robert Russell -- Bingo Bob, himself -- as your new Vice President.

This lapdog of the mining interests is as dull as he is unremarkable...

...as lackluster as he is soporific. This reversion to the mean...

...this rebuke to the exemplary...

...gives hope to the millions unfavored by the exceptional...

not the worst, not the best, just what we're stuck with.

We've certainly come a long way from "Give me your tired, your poor." If we don't allow this defection, if we blithely exploit this young man's ignorance, then I don't know who we are anymore.

By refusing to put language to it, we pretend it does not exist. But it's something. Even if we don't know what to call it. I just think it's time to start working on a language plan for whatever it is we're doing, too.

There's a Korean word, Han. I looked it up. There is no literal English translation. It's a state of mind. Of soul, really. A sadness. A sadness so deep no tears will come. And yet, still, there's hope.

Leo tells me you have a strong view on this?

Yes sir, for one thing sending him back would seem to be illegal.

Our hand's not legally forced unless he tells anyone.

C.J. He's told us. He's asked the President of the United States for asylum. Are we saying he'd have been better off asking some cab driver?

You know the rationale for sending him back.

So the Iranians don't wake up one morning and decide, hey, it's a good day to nuke Israel.

C.J. Sir, seven North Korean nuclear scientists defected through China last year, we helped pay for it. Are we saying, if this kid were more valuable to us we'd accept him?

Is that such an unreasonable distinction? But this isn't your real argument.

Sending him back will play as a disaster in the press if it ever gets out.

[shakes head] That's not your real argument either.

No sir, it's not. This young man's asking for freedom. It's what this country was built on; everyone's from somewhere else, some place less free. That's my argument.

The President wants altitude.

As befits this vertiginous choice? [Toby stands up] Distinguished is as high as we go; you have to be high to go loftier. Here's what it should be. [Will begins typing] In a triumph of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, and with gorge rising, it gives me great nausea to announce Robert Russell — Bingo Bob, himself — as your new Vice President.

This lapdog of the mining interests is as dull as he is unremarkable...

...as lackluster as he is soporific.

Good.

This reversion to the mean...

This rebuke to the exemplary...

...gives hope to the millions unfavored by the exceptional...

Yes.

The Vice Presidency, being famously once described as not being worth a warm bucket of spit; let's now hock a big loogie for Bob Russell. Not the worst. Not the best. Just what we're stuck with.

Amen.

You look great.

Thanks, so do you.

Everyone looks great in a tux; chimps look great.

With none actually present I'll have to settle for you.

So listen, umm, Ryan of all people asked me straight out about our relationship, and I couldn't have avoided the subject more if I had faked a stroke.

Cheeky little brat.

That's not the point, even if I'd wanted to answer him, I wouldn't have known what to say. It's like what C.J. said today about the economy; by refusing to put language to it we're trying to pretend it doesn't exist, but it's something... even if we don't know what to call it. I just think it's time to start thinking about a language plan for whatever it is we're doing too.

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