“Red Haven's on Fire” quotes from The West Wing

Abbey

How did you live with Josh Lyman?

Amy

I'm sorry?

Abbey

How did you live with him? He beat Max out of the 12 million earmarked for vaccine education. And when I said I wanted the 12 million he said "So did I. And at the end of a prize-fight, you look at the guy who's dancing around and that's who won"? So I wanna know how you lived with him.

Amy

We never technically lived together which was the subject of many–

Abbey

Don't you wanna kill him when he says things like that?

Amy

My problem is I wanna jump him when he says things like that.

Abbey

Where'd you get your mouth?

Amy

Brown, then Yale Law School.

Sam

[in jail] How'd you call Josh? Didn't they take your cell phone from you?

Toby

[motioning to a group of prostitutes] I used theirs.

Sam

So on a call-girl's phone bill, there's gonna be a call to Air Force One?

Toby

You really gonna be teaching a seminar on call-girl caution? Really?

Toby

It made the news out there?

Will

A Jewish guy won a bar fight. It's news everywhere.

CJ

[about the First Lady's speech] You should tell her not to talk about the House vote.

Charlie

You want me to tell Mrs. Bartlet she's going to look like a dilettante?

CJ

I once had to tell the President he was wearing two different shoes.

Charlie

That's roughly the same.

Toby

[to Sam] You're gonna lose, and you're gonna lose huge, they're gonna be throwing rocks at you next week, and I wanna be standing next to you when they do.