The Venture Bros. · Season 1
(Sgt. Hatred sits in the bushes with a rifle. The Monarch's cocoon is in his sights when Gary approaches.)
Well, look who's coming to save me! It's the entire S.P.H.I.N.X. organization!
Hey, I'm recruiting now, Grandpa. So bite me.
Whip the little guy out. I'll go get Doc's microscope.
I have got a Shai-Hulud down there! There's a damn Paul-Muad'Dib riding this worm, my friend.
(Sgt Hatred and Gary have disabled The Monarch's flying cocoon.)
Okay, now he's in a panic. He's gonna have to do something, or he'll look like a total douche. So here's where he makes the incredibly stupid decision to...
(Cut to the Monarch...)
JETTISON THE LUNCH ROOM!
(The cocoon opens, dropping the contents of the lunch room on the Venture's lawn.)
What is that? Patio furniture?
That is the lunch room.
There's some metal casings out there. Could be explosives...
Chafing dishes. It's Wednesday, right?
Yeah.
Then they're filled with buffalo wings. And we should totally collect the ones without dirt and lawn chunks on them, 'cause they are awesome! They're really tangy!
(Doctor Venture talks about the Spanakopita festival...)
Spanakopita!
The Greek spinach pastry?
The Greek festival. Three days of fun in the sun on the most secluded island in Greece - Spanakos! I first discovered it's sultry pleasures as a young boy. You might say I had my first solo adventure there!
Ew! Is that a euphemism?
Get your mind out of the gutter, White.
(Billy Quizboy is excited to join the Ventures on their trip to Greece. White, however, is reluctant.)
"Fun in the sun?" "Sparkling seas?" Do I have to spell it out for you people? I am an albino! This isn't a fashion choice! My body literally hates the sun. On, like, a molecular level!
Hey... he's got a Bubo!
(smugly) THE Bubo. Harryhausen is a friend..."
(Dr. Venture drinks, dances and laughs heartily as Billy Quizboy and Pete White look on.)
You know, I've known Rusty for like twenty years, and I've never seen him like this.
What, happy? I know! It's kinda creepy...
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