[Laughs evilly] Time to pay the piper, Venture. Or in minutes my meca-pillar silky issue will destroy the only living proof you've actually had sex. That is, unless you give me $10 million!
What?! Since when do you arch for money?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Honey, how long have we been trying to kill this schmuck, 10, 20 years?
I don’t know, since Marky Mark had a Funky Bunch!
And it never works. You wanna know how to really hurt Venture?
Not really, but as a wife I try to be supportive, so.
We strike him in the pocket book. Ha-ha.
Yeah, speaking of which, how much did those meca-pillars set us back?
I dunno, a couple of mil. Anyway, it’s $10 million Venture. Tick-tock tick-tock.
Look I don’t have that type of cash lying around.
Daddy! [Meca-pillar gags him]
All right, you can have anything in my lab. Anything you see here, take your pick. Anything except for the positronic accelerator...
I don’t want any of your old crap. This isn't "Antiques Roadshow," dick. Its your money or their lives!
Yeah, quit being such a skin-flint and pay the piper-man.
Now don’t take sides with your arch-enemy!
Shut up, you're not the dad of me.
Hank! Don’t you sass your bodyguard.
He’s not my bodyguard.
Will you accept half for just Dean? You can keep Hank.
Your father doesn’t mean that Hank.
Oh don’t I? Do you know what Mr. Smart-Mouth called me as he stormed out this morning? A "honky!"
[Chuckle] Did you really?
Yeah.
I’m transmitting you the instruction for the drop-off now, I suggest you follow them. Or your boys will follow the rainbow bridge to Valhalla. [Laughs] That is not as dark as its sounds in my head, is it?
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