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The Vampire Diaries

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I'm an avid reader. A huge Fitzgerald fan. "The Great Gatsby", his masterpiece. But I'm no snob. I love some good Grisham. I think 'Seinfeld' is the best American television show for the past 50 years, but 'I Love Lucy' is all time. The loving cup episode was the best, I think. Huge Scorsese fan. I can watch 'Taxi Driver' over and over again.

Here, let me.[Helps Stefan prep dinner]

As far as music, it's pretty much across the board. Um, Dylan, Hendrix, Patsy, Willie. Oh, Kanye. You know what, I even like that one Miley song.

[Scoffs]

Easy…

I didn’t say anything.

Uhmm...I think that my paranoia has turned into full blown hallucinations.

Part of your charm.

(to Elena) Hi...Elena, right? I think I met you once when you were nine.

Your emotional maturity level when we were together.

Ouch! And here I thought we’re making progress.

Wait. One condition. Dinner, tonight, your house.

Fine, but you’re eating leftovers.

Oooh…

(to Stefan) Hey...I’m not saying this for you, I’m saying it for her. But she’s big on trust. So, whatever you’re holding back from her, the more you try to hide it, the more she won’t stop ’til she figures it out.

SFSheriff Forbes

Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

Dear Diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old, and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old...never gets hurt...someone who changes in ways that can’t be explained. Girls bitten...bodies drained of blood...

(to Stefan) What are you?

What are you? What are you?

You know.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do, or you wouldn't be here.

It's not possible. It can't be.

Everything you know...and every belief that you have is about to change. Are you ready for that?

What are you?

I'm a vampire.

Hello.

I want my ring.

Where are you?

I'm at the Sizzler. I had the buffet. Where's my ring?

I don't have it. Where are you? What have you done?

No, what have you done? You're the one that locked me in the basement and starved me, so whatever I've done, whoever I've sucked dry is on you, buddy.

You're being careless. How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh?

I know how to cover my tracks, Stefan. Where's my ring!?

I gave it to Zach to hide. Probably shouldn't have killed him.

Ah, you almost got me. Where is it?

I'll get it back, but I need time.

What, did you FedEx it to Rome? Where is it? I want my ring, Stefan, or my next stop's Elena's.

I already want you dead. Don't give me another reason to make it happen.

Don't give me another reason to rip you apart.

Yeah? Is that gonna be before or after you get your ring back?

Just get it.

Where are you, Stefan? I'm trapped at the house, and I'm getting really bored and really impatient, and I don't do bored and impatient. Bring me my ring. [Ends phone call] Damn it. [Looks at semi-conscious Vicki laying on couch with towel pressed to her neck] Aw, don't get blood on the couch. Please. [Removes towel to reveal bite on Vicki's neck] I got you good, didn't I? Well, you're not gonna be any fun today. I'm so gonna regret this. [Bites wrist and presses it to Vicki's mouth] Drink up. Drink it up. Don't drip. There you go. Good girl. That's it.

Wait. How long have you...

I've been 17 years old since 1864.

Oh, my god.

Why are you just standing there? That is a girl who clearly wants to be chased. If you don't do it, I will.

I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.

Don't look at me with those judgey little eyes. Girl's gonna thank me for what I did to her.

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