Logan quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Logan

I know you. You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell.

Jenna

Your hairline’s receding.

Logan

No, it’s not. You wanna have lunch?

Jenna

Nope.

Logan

You haven’t changed a bit.

Jenna

Oh, yes I have. I’m meaner now.

Logan

(to Elena) Hi...Elena, right? I think I met you once when you were nine.

Jenna

Your emotional maturity level when we were together.

Logan

Ouch! And here I thought we’re making progress.

Logan

Wait. One condition. Dinner, tonight, your house.

Jenna

Fine, but you’re eating leftovers.

Logan

Oooh…

Logan

See, I know what you and your brother are. I've been watching the two of you. I knew you'd show up here. And I'm glad you did. Because I have some questions.

Damon

Me first. Who turned you?

Logan

How should I know? Last thing I remember is I'm about to stake your brother and then you grabbed me. That's it. Until I wake up in the ground behind a used car dealership on Highway 4. Somebody buried me.

Damon

It happens.

Logan

You bit me. It had to be you.

Damon

You have to have vampire blood in your system when you die. I didn't do that. Some other vampire found you. Gave you their blood.

Logan

Who?

Damon

That's what I want to know.

Logan

Dude! It's not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a bunt cake and a handbook. It's been a learn-as-you-go process. One minute, I'm a small town, on the rise news guy, and the next thing I know, I can't get inside my house because my foot won't go through the door.

Damon

You have to be invited in.

Logan

I know. I live alone.

Damon

Oh, that sucks.