Stefan and Damon in “Unfinished Business”

Stefan

Hello.

Damon

I want my ring.

Stefan

Where are you?

Damon

I'm at the Sizzler. I had the buffet. Where's my ring?

Stefan

I don't have it. Where are you? What have you done?

Damon

No, what have you done? You're the one that locked me in the basement and starved me, so whatever I've done, whoever I've sucked dry is on you, buddy.

Stefan

You're being careless. How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh?

Damon

I know how to cover my tracks, Stefan. Where's my ring!?

Stefan

I gave it to Zach to hide. Probably shouldn't have killed him.

Damon

Ah, you almost got me. Where is it?

Stefan

I'll get it back, but I need time.

Damon

What, did you FedEx it to Rome? Where is it? I want my ring, Stefan, or my next stop's Elena's.

Stefan

I already want you dead. Don't give me another reason to make it happen.

Damon

Don't give me another reason to rip you apart.

Stefan

Yeah? Is that gonna be before or after you get your ring back?

Damon

Just get it.