Here we are. Stefan's second personality home.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Damon opens a hidden cabinet)
Stefan hid his alcohol. What a monster.
Look harder.
(sees huge list on the wall) It's a list of names.
Mm-hmm.
(realizes) These are all of his victims?
Still "handling it"?
What were you doing in the 1920s? Paving the way for women's liberation?
I was around. Chicago's a big city. Stefan was a cocky ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.
Well, look what the wind blew in. Last I heard, you hated this place.
Gloria. Damn! If I knew you were gonna age like this, I would have stuck around.
I always did like you better.
I don't think so. You may be cute, but you're still a vampire.
I told you I was practically discovered by Klaus, and you're worried about what I'm wearing?
I had an hour to realize what a bad idea it was to leave you here alone, process it, and move on. (pauses) Are you okay?
Yeah.
Okay, good. Get dressed. You're all road-trippy and gross.
Why are you trying to fix me?
BBill
So I don't have to kill you!
So, I'm confused. If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid dick who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?
What is wrong with you?!
What is wrong with you? You kill Andie one day, you save my life the next. What are you, good? Bad? Pick one!
Klaus almost saw Elena today. You have to get her out of Chicago.
She's not going anywhere until she's got you checked into vampire rehab and on the mend. Trust me, I've tried.
She is the key to everything. Klaus can't know she's alive.
What are you talking about?
She was supposed to die in the sacrifice, and she didn't - now Klaus can't create any new hybrids. And his witch is seconds away from figuring that out. Tell Elena to go home and forget about me.
Tell her yourself.
I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Oh, honey, I've been called worse.
You don't have to negotiate your brother's freedom. When I'm done with him, he won't want to go back.
Lexi found you like this before, in the 20s, and-- and she saved you.
And you know what I did after that? I spent 30 years trying to pull myself together. To a vampire, that's nothing. To you? That's half your life.
I can't give up on you, Stefan.
Yes, you can. It's done - that part of my life is done. I don't want to see you. I don't want to be with you. I just want you to go.
There has to be more to this dress.
There’s not.
So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, then. You know, I got dirty looks for wearing trousers.
You wore trousers so women today could wear nothing.
Nice one, good work.
You're the one that pulled the dagger out of her.
I heard that!
Damon (to Elena): I just don't know why you want to bring chili to a potluck. Everybody brings chili.
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