Gloria quotes from The Vampire Diaries

I don't think so. You may be cute, but you're still a vampire.

You know, witches nowadays, they're into that new-age stuff. But...I'm a little more old-school voodoo.

You got to be kidding me.

Klaus

So a hybrid walks into a bar, says to the bartender...

Stop. You may be invincible, but that doesn't make you funny.

Well, look what the wind blew in. Last I heard, you hated this place.

Damon

Gloria. Damn! If I knew you were gonna age like this, I would have stuck around.

I always did like you better.