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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What did you expect? You spent all this time trying to track me down. What did you think you would find?
The woman who gave me this. (raises his eternity ring) I mean, you act like you don't care - but you cared enough to protect me after you left.
I was a different person back then.
Right! And that person is "gone". The woman I married, the woman I loved, she's just...she's "gone". (throws the ring at her) You expect me to believe that? (throws his vervain on the floor)
What are you doing?
Well, I'm ring-free, I'm vervain-free. So either kill me or compel me, because I don't believe it. Not for a second.
Well, I know that you and Elena have bonded, and I know that she cares about you, and...I know you care about her.
Well, this is going in an interesting direction.
I'm just concerned about Elena being hurt. She considers you...a friend.
Same here. Elena is a very good friend. Actually, she might qualify as my only..."friend."
So, at the risk of sounding like, uh...like a jealous boyfriend...
Oh, there's no risk. You do.
History will not be repeating itself where Elena is concerned. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sure, sure.
Am I the only one around here who has the ability to put two and two together? Isobel! Helloooo! She dated John when she was 15; she gets pregnant, and ends up in the doctor's office of John's brother. Now, what do you think John's role is in all this? I mean, go ahead and think about it, I'll wait. (pauses) Did you get it? You there yet?
So you think that John is Elena's father?
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
What proof do you have?
I don't need any proof - that's a DNA test for John, Elena, and Maury Povich to deal with. But I know how well you deal with these big "bombshells", so... Sleep tight.
Oh, and when you do tell Elena, and she needs a friend to talk to about anything...I'm here for her.
What are you doing here?
Why wouldn't I be here? It's Founder's Day! I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Don't start with me, Damon.
Oh, you started it, Stefan, with the whole "I'm insecure, leave Elena alone" speech. I'm just enjoying that.
As long as you heard it.
(pretends not to hear him) Huh? What?
I get it. I'm the better, hotter, superior choice and you're scared, now that Katherine is out of the picture, that I'm gonna turn all my attention to Elena. But don’t worry. Elena is not Katherine.
It's my blood. If you die with it in your system, you'll come back.
Anna...
I know you, what it's like for you...being alone, always feeling empty inside, no one to understand. But when you're a vampire, you don't have to feel that way! You can shut it off. I can show you how.
I have enough problems with the family that I actually care about. Jeremy hates me - and why wouldn't he? My journal gave him every single reason to.
He's just hurt, he's confused.
He's never going to forgive me for Vicki, for taking away his memories, for lying to him...
He's your brother, he'll forgive you. Just give him some time.
Tyler (talking about Matt): I said I was sorry!
You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little bit better than "sorry."
I wanna say something to you.
Just leave me alone.
Thank you. The device in Emily's spell could have killed me. I don't take what you did lightly, so... thank you.
(nonplussed) I did it for Elena.
I know that, but I'm still very grateful. And... I owe you.
Damon (to normally-dressed Elena): I like you better like this. The period look, it...didn't suit you.
Is that an insult?
Actually, Elena, it is a compliment of the highest order.
So, I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that...eye thing that you do.
(quirks his eyebrows) What "eye thing"?
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