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The Vampire Diaries · Season 5, Episode 15

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“Gone Girl” · Season 5, Episode 15

In this episode: Damon Salvatore (4), Tyler Lockwood (4), Caroline Forbes (3), Stefan Salvatore (2), Bonnie Bennett (1), Katherine Pierce (1), Matt Donovan (1), Liv (1)

She's brilliant.

We haven't noticed that Katherine's been inhabiting Elena's body for weeks, and that's all you've got to say?

Yep.

And you realize that it was Katherine who broke up with you, it wasn't Elena?

Eh-huh.

So, your little murder spree with Enzo where you killed Aaron, you nearly killed Jeremy, tried to kill Wes but you got infected with that ripper virus-- that was all you reacting to Katherine.

I'm trying to figure out why you decided to tell a starving, bloodthirsty, vampire-feeding ripper that his nemesis is still walking around alive and well while I am stuck in this cell and can't do anything about it.

I have it under control.

I'd love to hear this.

I need more.

Too bad.

That was nothing.

That's exactly 4 ounces. When you were out killing vampires, you said one vampire kept you good for 8 hours. So, our friend Caroline did a little bit of math--

Caroline?

Relax. She had a calculator. So, 4 ounces 3 times a day should be just enough to help manage the hunger.

I need blood.

You just had your lunch 30 minutes ago.

Or you could give me a couple sips of that hybrid juice. I can be on my way and I'll take up my ripper situation with Wes.

Not gonna happen.

Can I ask you a question without you getting all wolf man on me?

Do I have a choice?

Why are you still here?

I'm a hybrid, and you need a babysitter.

Oh, no, I mean here, in Mystic Falls, here. Your family's all dead, and I don't see you getting a job at the grill. Yet I don't see you in a Whitmore hoodie, either. Something tells me that there's a little masochistic voice inside your head that's trying to convince you that you and Caroline still have a fighting chance in hell.

I think you have enough problems without having to worry about me.

You're probably right. One small difference between you and me - you want to hear it?

Not especially.

You see, even after all the terrible things I do, Elena still chose me. Because she's fighting for me. Caroline, on the other hand, chose the nuclear option. You know that big, red button that just nukes your entire relationship once as for all? Well, sleeping with the guy that killed your mom was kind of her way of slamming her hand down.

You think Elena will still want you back after this? It's over, Damon. Fix yourself and run. Far away.

I plan on it. How's New Orleans this time of year?

You really think Elena's gonna forgive you? Look at you. You killed her friend. You almost killed her brother. You nearly killed her. You're a joke, Damon.

Says the guy pining after the girl who slept with Klaus.

You don't know anything about me.

I know how to get you in this cell.

Elena's necklace. Candle. Map. Give me your hand. You're Elena's brother. That makes you blood. So, hand it over.

Actually, he's her cousin. It's a long story.

Whatever. Close enough.

Ok. So. Who's got the knife? Which one of you is gonna get to kill the elusive Katherine Pierce once and for all? (no one says anything) What? Suddenly everyone's speechless? When I was on my deathbed you all had plenty to say. Is it you, Tyler? Because I triggered your werewolf curse? Have you an identity and made you better?

You've done nothing for me.

Oh, please, Tyler. If I hadn't walked into your life, you'd just be a wasted nobody with a boozy mom and a temper problem.

Don't. Don't.

And you. I'm not worried about you offing me. Because we both know I made you better by making you a vampire.

Goodbye, Katherine.

Bye-bye, Caroline. Ooh. The one girl here who actually appreciates how beautiful you are. You wouldn't stab me in the heart, would you? Matty blue. No, I don't think so. You will definitely go down as the best night I never had. Oh, well.

Oh, well.

Well, little Gilbert, it was nice to have a brother for a second there. When you weren't being so damn annoying. Bon Bon, no need for good-byes. I'll see you on the flip side. Damon. Oh, how you'd love nothing more than to drive that blade right through me.

We've already done this, Kitty Kat. I've said all I needed to say.

I know, but I never got to say what I needed to say to you. I'm sorry. You blame me for who you are. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I turned you. I'm sorry that you didn't get to die as a forgotten nobody on a bloody battlefield, and your father didn't get to live another day to be disgraced by you. Damon, I'm sorry that I have your life purpose. Passion. Drive. Desire. I'm sorry that you are who you are because I'm the one that taught you how to love.

I'll see you in hell, Katherine.

Stefan. You know, I always wondered what it would be like to be loved by you. You've got to admit, that one fleeting moment... Your feelings were real. This truly has been the role of a lifetime. Stefan, I love you. I've always loved you. (Katherine kisses Stefan, Stefan stabs her) Then I guess this is how our love story ends.

Is it wrong that I feel...

Victorious?

Sad. I know that Katherine is a horrible person, but--

But you see the good in people.

You mean Klaus. Because I saw the good in Klaus.

Your words. Not mine.

Your hybrid bite just killed someone and no one even batted an eye. I sleep with the wrong guy weeks ago and I don't hear the end of it. How is that fair?

I don't know, Care. Maybe people just expect more from you.

Why? Because being good comes so easy to me? Well, guess what, Tyler? It doesn't. I am a vampire. I have the same impulses as you. So, I'm allowed to make some mistakes along the way. Yes, I slept with Klaus-- but after you walked away from me. That was my choice and I am living with it and I don't need to be hearing about it every five seconds. So, just get over it or get out of my life, but... I'm done feeling guilty.

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