Mason quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Mason

I don't need revenge, Damon. I need redemption.

Mason

We haven't met. Mason Lockwood.

Damon

Oh, sure, hey. Damon Salvatore.

Mason

I know. I've heard great things about you.

Damon

Really? That's weird. 'Cause I'm a dick.

Jenna

Dress. Ballerina.

Caroline

Puppy! Puppy...puppy with a tutu?

Damon

No...

Jenna

Dog. Hound. Hound dog. You ain't nothing but a hound dog!

Mason

Dances with Wolves.

Damon

[Stops drawing] Mason wins again.

Jenna

How is that a wolf?

Mason

Alaric, catch that game next week?

Alaric

Yeah. Looking forward to it.

Damon

Hey you know, I should probably head out, too. [to Jenna] Jenna, you are a wonderful hostess.

Jenna

And you are a terrible artist.

Damon

Is that the only thing that makes me terrible?

Jenna

Still deciding.

Damon

Good enough for me. [to Alaric] Alaric...let's not catch that game next week.

Tyler

Tell me how the curse is triggered.

Mason

If I tell you, you won't be able to think about anything else. I don't want that for you.

Tyler

I think I can handle knowing.

Mason

Yeah. You think you can handle it, tough guy? You have no idea!

Tyler

Do you want your stupid rock or not?!

Mason

Tell me where it is.

Tyler

Tell me what triggers the curse!

Mason

You have to kill somebody! Human blood! You take a person's life away from them, then the curse is yours forever. Can you handle that?

Caroline

I can take you.

Mason

Wanna bet?

Caroline

Yeah. I do.

Damon

What do you want with the moonstone?

Mason

Screw you.

Damon

ERRRRRR! Wrong Answer!

Mason

I'm getting it for Katherine.

Damon

Why?

Mason

She's going to use it to lift the curse.

Damon

Of the moon? Now, why would a vampire help a werewolf break a curse that keeps them from turning whenever they want?

Mason

So I wouldn't have to turn anymore.

Damon

Why?

Mason

Because she loves me.

Damon

Awww. (laughs) Now I get it. You're just stupid. Katherine doesn't love you. She's using you, you moron.

Mason

I'm done talking.

Damon

Yes you are.

Jeremy

Damon...

Damon

You wanted to be a part of this? Well, here it is. Kill or be killed. The guy’s a werewolf - he’d kill me the first chance he got. So you suck it up, or leave. He wants me to kill him, anyway. Don’t you, Mason? It really is a curse, isn’t it? You know, I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.

Mason

I love her.

Damon

Oh, I know! I’ve been where you are. But Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.

Damon

You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.

Mason

(laughs) Good enough.

Damon

Which way?

Mason

I don’t know. Flip a coin.

Damon

Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?

Mason

I'm a ghost. Not God.