Enzo St. John quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Enzo

[To Matt] So– how was your little coffee date? [Chuckles] You fancy her, don't you?

Matt

What was the point of this?

Enzo

You were a test. I wanted to see what kind of a person the last remaining Salvatore really is.

Matt

[Confused] What kind of person she is?

Enzo

Well, she spurned your comically inept attempts to charm her and yet proved to be a good Samaritan when you needed assistance. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say her purity ranks about 9.5. When I'm through with her, she'll be a one.

Matt

So, what? You're gonna compel her to be bad?

Enzo

I'm not gonna compel her. I want Sarah to know that everything she did was of her own free will.

Matt

[Confused] What are you talking about?

Enzo

I'm going to insinuate myself into her life, make her do things she'd never dream of doing until she begs me to make her a vampire. [Chuckles] Stefan thought he could protect her. I'm gonna show him how wrong he is. [Starts the engine]

Caroline

One day, you're helping Lily, the next you're here being nice. Just pick a side, Enzo... Us or them.

Enzo

Oh, God. You sound just like her.

Caroline

That's because she doesn't trust you, and honestly, neither do I.

Enzo

I'm not here to be one of your children, Lily.

Lily

Then why are you here, Lorenzo? Why did you choose us?

Enzo

There was no 'us' in my choice. I choose you. I'm here because of you.

Enzo

Wanna watch some TV?

Damon

Nah, I was just going to read for a little while.

Enzo

Alright. Night then.

Damon

So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.

Enzo

That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.