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The Vampire Diaries · Season 1, Episode 15

Damon and Enzo in “Unfinished Business”

Damon

So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.

Enzo

That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.

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