Caroline Forbes quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Klaus

You're not even the least bit curious as to why I'm here?

Caroline

I literally just whooshed at the sight of your face, so no.

Klaus

Damon informed me that Katerina Petrova has taken a tragic turn.

Caroline

So you're here to gloat over her corpse to be, to delight in the closure of 500 years of revenge! Great! Now I'm even less interested.

Klaus

So the quarterback has been saved. What now?

Caroline

Don't you have a dying girl to go punish for all of her sins?

Klaus

I do, but I won't for you.

Caroline

So you came all the way to Mystic Falls just to back off when I ask you to?

Klaus

No. I came all the way to Mystic Falls to gloat over a corpse to be, as you so poetically put it, but I will leave minus the gloating in return for one small thing.

Caroline

And what is that?

Klaus

I want your confession.

Caroline

My confession? I didn't do anything. Confession about what?

Klaus

Me. As soon as we're done here, I'm gonna walk away, and I'm never coming back. You'll never again have to look me in the eye and cover our connection with hostility and revulsion. You'll never have to loathe the darkest parts of yourself that care fore in spite of all I've done. I will be gone, and you will be free. I just... Want you to be honest with me.

Caroline

I'm in college. I'm building a life for myself. I have plans and a future and things that I want, and none of those things involve you, ok, none of them.

Klaus

I see.

Caroline

No, you don't because, yes, I cover our connection with hostility because, yes, I hate myself for the truth, so if you promise to walk away like you said an never come back, then, yes, I will be honest with you. I will be honest with you about what I want.

Klaus

I will walk away, and I'll never come back, I promise.

Caroline

(steps closer) Good. (kisses Klaus)

Matt

So this anchor thing, does it mean that you'll, like, be able to feel Katherine's death or whatever?

Bonnie

I think so. I mean, she's human, but she's also a Doppelgänger and Traveler apparently.

Matt

So who else do you see over there? Anybody I know?

Bonnie

I see lots of people. My Grams, the other witches. Vicki. I just don't talk about it, you know, I just--

Vicki

Because it's depressing as hell. Tell Matty I love him.

Matt

What's happening?

Bonnie

She's here. She said she loves you.

Vicki

Tell him that I watch over him and no more knocking around with that blond original chick who almost got him killed.

Matt

Wait. Wait. What's happening? What am I missing?

Tyler

Me.

Caroline

Tyler?

Tyler

Rebekah says to tell you that I'm her parting gift. Hey, Care.

Caroline

Hi.

Stefan

We've really gone through four bottles of bourbon today?

Alaric

Can someone really tell these idiots to lay off the booze?

Bonnie

Oh, my god.

Jeremy

Alaric?

Damon

Ric's here?

Jeremy

Where the hell have you been? I thought you bailed on us to go find peace or something.

Alaric

Do you honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and never look back?

Damon

He's talking about me, isn't he?

Jeremy

He says you're a dick.

Damon

Cheers, buddy.

Alaric

Cheers.

Bonnie

Katherine.

Damon

Ding-dong. Does that mean the witch is dead?

Katherine

No. Uh-uh. It's too soon. I can't.

Stefan

Hey, I need a favor. You know how Damon was trying to be all noble and broke up with Elena?

Caroline

Of course. There was champagne.

Stefan

Yeah. Well, I kind of convinced him he was an idiot.

Caroline

You what?!

Stefan

And now he's in a bit of a mood, and something tells me that he's been trying to get ahold of Elena, but she hasn't been returning his phone calls.

Caroline

Look. I would love to help if I thought he was actually good for her, but I don't.

Stefan

Caroline, how would you like to be judged solely based on who you're attracted too? Come on.

Caroline

Why? Do you know something?

Stefan

Why? Should I know something?

Caroline

I just mean are you sure that this is you really want? You know, Elena and Damon or Damon and Elena, or-- I know that there's a nickname in there somewhere.

Stefan

Listen. I actually think that Elena is good for Damon. She makes him happy, and we all know that when Damon is happy...

Caroline

He's not out there killing people, which I guess is a plus for mankind.

Stefan

Exactly.

Caroline

But even if I wanted to help, she's not here. I thought that she was with you.

Stefan

She told me she was staying at Whitmore.

Caroline

Ok. That's weird. Well, where the hell is she?

Damon

You? You hate me. You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.

Caroline

Well... Nobody's perfect.

Stefan

Hey. When did you get here?

Caroline

Eh, about 1 1/2 of these ago. You were right. I brought this on myself. I knew the Klaus thing was gonna come with consequences. Guess no I just have to deal with it and learn from my mistakes.

Stefan

Glad I could help. So did you find Matt?

Caroline

Yes, and Tyler was right. Nadia's been compelling him to forget things.

Stefan

What do you mean? What kind of things?

Caroline

Who knows? He tried to message me, but Nadia stopped him. "Help. K" was all I got.

Stefan

Huh.

Caroline

So you and Elena? What's the verdict?

Stefan

Um, well, the verdict is she's acting strange. She kissed me.

Caroline

Excuse me?

Stefan

Yeah. My car broke down, so we got a hotel room so she could shower-

Caroline

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys got a hotel room with a shower?

Stefan

Yeah, but it wasn't like that. I mean, I stopped it obviously. I couldn't do that to Damon.

Caroline

Yeah, but she could? I just--I don't get it. She knows that would destroy him. What is she doing?

Stefan

That's what I mean. It's like she's given up on Damon, and he thinks that she was trying to get me to kill him tonight.

Caroline

No. I mean, she may be mad at him, but she would never want him dead.

Stefan

Unless... Matt texted you, "Help. K," before Nadia stopped him. "K," as in Katherine, and when Katherine was dying, Nadia figured out a way to put Katherine's spirit inside Nadia's body.

Caroline

Yeah, but that didn't happen because Katherine had a change of heart. No. No. You don't think that-- it's impossible that she's be-- we would have noticed. It's Elena. We know her. Oh, my god.

Tyler

I'm okay.

Caroline

[Damon] fed on you?

Tyler

I said I'm fine.

Caroline

Why would you come in here?

Tyler

Why do you think? Damon knew exactly how to piss me off.

Katherine

Ok. So. Who's got the knife? Which one of you is gonna get to kill the elusive Katherine Pierce once and for all? (no one says anything) What? Suddenly everyone's speechless? When I was on my deathbed you all had plenty to say. Is it you, Tyler? Because I triggered your werewolf curse? Have you an identity and made you better?

Tyler

You've done nothing for me.

Katherine

Oh, please, Tyler. If I hadn't walked into your life, you'd just be a wasted nobody with a boozy mom and a temper problem.

Caroline

Don't. Don't.

Katherine

And you. I'm not worried about you offing me. Because we both know I made you better by making you a vampire.

Caroline

Goodbye, Katherine.

Katherine

Bye-bye, Caroline. Ooh. The one girl here who actually appreciates how beautiful you are. You wouldn't stab me in the heart, would you? Matty blue. No, I don't think so. You will definitely go down as the best night I never had. Oh, well.

Matt

Oh, well.

Katherine

Well, little Gilbert, it was nice to have a brother for a second there. When you weren't being so damn annoying. Bon Bon, no need for good-byes. I'll see you on the flip side. Damon. Oh, how you'd love nothing more than to drive that blade right through me.

Damon

We've already done this, Kitty Kat. I've said all I needed to say.

Katherine

I know, but I never got to say what I needed to say to you. I'm sorry. You blame me for who you are. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I turned you. I'm sorry that you didn't get to die as a forgotten nobody on a bloody battlefield, and your father didn't get to live another day to be disgraced by you. Damon, I'm sorry that I have your life purpose. Passion. Drive. Desire. I'm sorry that you are who you are because I'm the one that taught you how to love.

Damon

I'll see you in hell, Katherine.

Katherine

Stefan. You know, I always wondered what it would be like to be loved by you. You've got to admit, that one fleeting moment... Your feelings were real. This truly has been the role of a lifetime. Stefan, I love you. I've always loved you. (Katherine kisses Stefan, Stefan stabs her) Then I guess this is how our love story ends.

Caroline

Is it wrong that I feel...

Tyler

Victorious?

Caroline

Sad. I know that Katherine is a horrible person, but--

Tyler

But you see the good in people.

Caroline

You mean Klaus. Because I saw the good in Klaus.

Tyler

Your words. Not mine.

Caroline

Your hybrid bite just killed someone and no one even batted an eye. I sleep with the wrong guy weeks ago and I don't hear the end of it. How is that fair?

Tyler

I don't know, Care. Maybe people just expect more from you.

Caroline

Why? Because being good comes so easy to me? Well, guess what, Tyler? It doesn't. I am a vampire. I have the same impulses as you. So, I'm allowed to make some mistakes along the way. Yes, I slept with Klaus-- but after you walked away from me. That was my choice and I am living with it and I don't need to be hearing about it every five seconds. So, just get over it or get out of my life, but... I'm done feeling guilty.

Enzo

Atlanta Assassination Squad. How may we be of service?

I take it you haven't located the doppelgänger yet.

Enzo

You told us to find a nameless paramedic at the scene of a car accident in a city full of freeways, fried green tomatoes, and terrible drivers. It's not exactly as easy as it sounds.

Which is why I am calling. The doppelgänger's name is Tom Avery, and I just saw him deliver a patient to Atlanta Metro Hospital.

Caroline

(to Enzo) She saw him? She did the vision thing again? (takes the phone, now talking to Sloan) We had a deal. I find Stefan's last living doppelgänger--

Tom

Caroline

Tom. I take care of Tom, and in return, you stop using Stefan to psychically doppelbomb him because every time you link the two, you are frying Stefan's brain.

Enzo

Ah. Modern women, all bosom, no mystery, present company excluded.

Caroline

Dear god! Please don't tell me that I'm the real reason you're here.

Enzo

Why not? From what Damon tells me, I am your type-- well-traveled, charming accent, dodgy morals.

Caroline

Arrogant, tactless, completely unable to take a hint.

Enzo

Precisely.

Elena

Caroline, if you bite your tongue any harder, you'll bleed. Say it.

Caroline

It's Psych 101. Actually it's whatever comes before 101. You told Damon that you couldn't see him anymore, and now you're having dreams about Stefan?

Elena

It's not just about Stefan, ok. My parents were still alive. It was like a different life.

Caroline

(answering phone) Stefan. Hey.

Stefan

Hey.

Caroline

Is everything ok?

Stefan

Well, you know how sometimes you feel crazy and you call me and I tell you you're not crazy?

Caroline

Even thought most of the time I am.

Stefan

Well, I need you to tell me that I'm not crazy.

Caroline

No promises.

Stefan

I was walking to my car, and I nearly got plowed over in the middle of the street because I was having some vision of Elena.

Caroline

I take that back. Actually, you are not crazy at all. Something's going on.

Damon

What game?

Caroline

Charades. Our theme is secrets that people think they're getting away with.

Damon

Well, Meryl Streep, I'd love to know how we're gonna act out Watergate.

Caroline

Well, I'm sure team Stelena will figure it out.

Damon

A, you just implied that I was on your team. Two, you just gave me that judge little hinty voice. So what am I missing?

Caroline

It's probably nothing.

Damon

Speak.

Caroline

Well, don't you think that Stefan and Elena have been a little... you know?

Damon

No. Clearly I don't.

Caroline

Secretive? I caught them being all hushed and whispery at the car this morning, and now they're getting firewood out of the shed together, which apparently takes twenty minutes.

Damon

You know, now that you mention it, Elena got all cagey when I brought up Enzo.

Caroline

No, no. I'm not talking about Enzo. I'm talking about Stefan and Elena.

Damon

How much have you had to drink?

Damon

Enzo! You in here?

Enzo

Don't reckon I'd miss this.

Damon

Because knock it off!

Caroline

It doesn't make any sense. If Enzo wanted to kill Elena, drowning her wouldn't work.

Enzo

Smart girl. See why you like her so much.

Caroline

Maybe he's just trying to scare us.

Enzo

Warmer. (No says anything) Come on! You've almost got it. What is Enzo up to?

Damon

Drowning Elena was just a distraction. He figured out a way to kill us all in one fell swoop.

Enzo

Did I mention that I missed you?

Caroline

What if we find something out? Yeah, what if Damon returns home and everything returns back to normal, and you're just sitting there all confused and weird?

Elena

Then Alaric will bring back my memories.