Caroline Forbes quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Is Enzo your boyfriend?

Caroline

Ugh, oh god, no. Would you date that?

Caroline

Please don't ask my mother for her opinions.

Stefan

You heard that?

Caroline

Yeah. I've got superhearing. I hear everything.

Stefan

Only when you listen. Why?

Caroline

Why was I listening?

Stefan

Why do you have a thing for me?

Caroline

I don't.

Stefan

Ok. Um... Why did you have a thing for me?

Caroline

We said that we would never talk about this again, so just...

Stefan

Look, Caroline, please just talk to me. Tell me how, tell me why. Please just make me understand how it is that I missed it.

Caroline

What kind of a stupid question is that? Why did I have a thing for you? I don't know, Stefan. Maybe it's because I thought you worth having a thing for, because when I woke up as a vampire you told me that I would get through it and I did, because when I watched Elena move on with your brother I couldn't imagine why she would let anyone like you go, because you were practically my best friend, because I trusted you.

Stefan

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not seeing it, I'm sorry for not...

Caroline

Feeling it back?

Stefan

No. I didn't say that. I... I... Look. I don't know what I felt. You know, my head was all over the place, but I am incredibly sorry for the way that I treated you.

Caroline

Yeah. Well... I know what you felt, Stefan, because even if just a little tiny piece of you felt for me what I was starting to feel for you, you wouldn't have walked away, and I don't hate you for that. I don't hate you for mourning your brother, I don't hate you for being the biggest jerk on the planet while doing so, and I accept your apology.

Stefan

But you do still hate me.

Caroline

Yes. Yeah, I hate you because if I don't hate you for ruining our friendship, then I have to hate myself for ruining it, and I think that I deserve better than that.

Caroline

One day, you're helping Lily, the next you're here being nice. Just pick a side, Enzo... Us or them.

Enzo

Oh, God. You sound just like her.

Caroline

That's because she doesn't trust you, and honestly, neither do I.

Stefan

New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.

Caroline

I like that rule.

Stefan

If you think this is a crazy plan, now's the time to speak up.

Caroline

Is there any version of this plan where you're not worried about me?

Stefan

Probably not.

Bonnie

'Hey, Stefan! Did I mention Bonnie saw me mix a blood bag with a jar of mayonnaise at 2 o’clock in the morning?'

Caroline

Okay, one, that was marshmallow fluff. And two, I’m feeding for three now, so I get cravings.

Caroline

How do we get Katherine to show herself?

Damon

We throw the one party Katherine will never miss. Who doesn't love a wedding?