Stefan Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Elijah

Good evening, Katerina. Thank you for having the good sense to be frightened. (to Stefan) Your release has been requested.

Stefan

What? By who?

Elijah

The lovely Elena drives a hard bargain. However, we reached a peaceful agreement, she and I. Please, come.

Stefan

I can't.

Elijah

Yes, you can. I've had the spell lifted.

Elijah

As for you, however... You shall not exit until I say so. When Klaus comes he'll want to know exactly where you are. (to Stefan) You're free to go. Elena will explain the arrangement to you. If she keeps her word, I'll keep mine.

Elena

Don't ruin the moment. You're about to ruin the moment, aren't you?

Stefan

I'm totally ruining the moment.

Stefan

There's a lot of people here...

Damon

Oh. Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Stefan

I went to go look for Isobel, and I get John instead. He said he can help us, and we're desperate.

Damon

We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

Damon

Great work, Stefan. Top notch. As if I didn't have enough problems.

Stefan

Hey. I'm sorry about Rose.

Damon

Whatever. I knew the woman for five minutes.

Stefan

And you cared about her, after five minutes. I wonder what that means?

Damon

(scoffs) It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing - evolving into a man capable of greatness...

Tyler

I thought vampires hated werewolves.

Stefan

That's some sort of leftover idea from another time; it doesn't have to be that way anymore. We go to the same school, have the same friends, we keep the same secrets. This can work, Tyler. I mean, it's your home, it's my home, too. I want this to work.

Stefan

How was the slumber party?

Elena

Fine. Good. Well-needed. When can me and you have one?

Stefan

Try not to get yourself killed.

Damon

Yeah. It's been a day for that.

Elena

He described you as a monster.

Stefan

That's what I was.

Stefan

Are you actually gonna be careful for once?

Damon

Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Elena

It sounds like you were like Damon.

Stefan

I was worse.

Stefan

What are you doing?!

Damon

Shutting down a crazy-ass psychic witch attack! Get over there and do something about it brother!!!!!!

Damon

Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.

Stefan

You're seriously gonna be like this?

Damon

You and your girlfriend are calling the shots. I'm just... backing off, Stefan.

Damon

You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.

Stefan

You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.

Stefan

(about Elijah) If anyone can get him to help us kill Klaus, it's her.

Damon

Bonnie's the way to kill Klaus, Stefan. He thinks she's dead. We have a chance with her.

Stefan

She'll kill herself in the process. Elena's looking for another way.

Damon

Her way's going to get her killed. So we need to find her and stop her.