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Malcolm, Steve and others in “Series 3, Episode 7”

(Malcolm is now chasing himself into Steve's office!)

Get back to fucking Wind in the Willows, 'cause that's where you fucking belong!

I didn't ask you to -- I didn't ask you to come back in. Would you leave my office, please?

I'm not fucking gonna waste my breath on you.

(And now, Malcolm is marching his way towards Julius! Yelling and cursing along the way!)

(to Julius) As for you...

Malcolm, I am sick to death -- You can explain --

(Malcolm puts his hands on Julius and pins him up against a door!)

Don't TOUCH me, Malcolm!

I'll fucking touch you if I like!

Because I'll tell you this, man!

You'll tell me WHAT?

YOU shafted me, boy!

(Julius fights back and puts his hand on Malcolm!)

I'll fucking strike you, Malcolm!

Don't you fucking touch me!

I warn you!

Don't touch that scarf! That's Paul Smith! Twat! (to somebody else) MOVE!

(Malcolm is finally leaving Good Ol' Number 10.)

YOU WILL SEE ME AGAIN! (Malcolm heads towards the door.) You will fucking see me again! (He leaves Number 10.)

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