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See, this is the problem with the modern age, the blogosphere, and it is a fear, it's everywhere, we call it the i-Zilla. No one can tame the Beast of Blogmin.
What the fuck are you talking about? Make a deal with these bloggers. Threaten them! It's your fucking job, isn't it?
Malcolm, that is not how the internet works; it's a world-wide, you know, web, that's where that comes from.
Look: I need you to find the incy-wincy fucking spider, take your rolled-up wank mag and fucking squash the fucker, right, can you do that?
Malcolm, I've got a lot on. (Malcolm glares at him) Not a problem. That's a Duggan promise.
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Ollie (looking out of the window onto the car park): You've got to see this, come here. Glenn is putting on his retrosexual moves.
No!
Yeah.
Nicola (looking out of the window): Who is she?
I dunno, but she's smashed, if she is a she. I think I can see her madam's apple there.
Maybe they're just talking.
Nicola and Ollie (seeing them kiss): Oh!
That's horrific. This is like the worst porn film ever. This is like the porn film where the woman rings for a special adviser to give her an overview of the last five years of social policy and they end up fucking.
(both laugh)
Nicola: The Porn Ultimatum.
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