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Malcolm in “Series 3, Episode 3”

(Today is the day of the big Party Conference.)

(on his cell phone) We need to persuade Matt Delaney not to cross the floor. I think we should use the carrot-and-stick approach, yeah. You take a carrot, you stick it up his fucking arse, followed by the stick, followed by an even bigger, rougher carrot.

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