And obviously if you do think about running with this pills story –
Yeah.
I will personally fucking eviscerate you, right?
Right.
And I mean, I don't have your education, I don't know what that means, but I will start by ripping your cock off and I'll busk it from there, okay?
Good, thank you, again.
Talk to you later.
Cheers. Bye bye now. (Hangs up. To Angela) He's a nice guy.
(to Terri and Robyn) Oh hey, Desperate Housewives, have you found out who's leaking yet?
I have. It's Julius! He's just told me –
Wait, no, what – That – Julius?
Yeah.
Nicholson? That baldy PUSSY? Well, I tell you, if he thinks he's leaking now, wait to see him when I'm finished with him: he'll look like fucking Mel Gibson's Jesus! FUCK! FUCK, FUCK! FUCK!
Why don't I get something in? A man cannot live on Jaffa Cakes alone, obviously. I've tried.
Malcolm (to Ben): I'm just gonna go make some nuisance calls, I'll see you in about half a – Stop fucking blinking! Or I will take your optic nerve and strangle you with it. OK. You look after him, Ollie, OK? He's a very important man. Cock like a caber.
What's the news, just –
What?
Just tell me what the fucking news is and I'll put it on the front page. It's not like we're The Independent, we can't just stick a headline saying 'Cruelty' and then stick a picture of a dolphin or a whale underneath it. I mean, that's just fucking cheating, that's rubbish.
Well, what I'm hearing is Ben Swain.
Ben Swain?
Yeah.
Right, I literally don't know who he is. I'm not being stupid or anything, but I physically don't know who Ben Swain is. He could be the leader of the Special Boat Squadron –
Service.
The Special Boat Service or whatever it's fucking called, and this could be a massive coup.
Ben Swain is what I'm hearing.
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