(Malcolm and Jamie are about to give Ollie an important mission...)
Ollie.
(to Ollie) We need you to fuck Hugh for us. (beat) Okay?
(reluctantly) Okay.
(to Ollie) I need you to go over to Mark Davies at ITN, right? They're 50/50 on bumping Hugh up to top of the bill with the Piss Woman, right? Can you sort that out for me? (Ollie agrees) Good lad. Okay, see you later.
(seeing a bag of chips from a bin on his chair) Oh nice, very nice.
WELL GO FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU BIG FUCKING PRICK! I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING EARS OFF, WE NEED IT DONE!
When I met you this morning, I thought you were the nice Scot!
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