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Malcolm and Ollie in “Series 2, Episode 1”

(As Ollie is waiting outside Malcolm's office, Malcolm is yelling out for Sam again.)

SAM!

(Sam comes toward Malcolm's office.)

Sam, a coffee and a fucking skinny muffin, if that's possible. (Malcolm then sees Ollie.) What the fuck are you doing here?

I thought you said today, Malcolm. Did you not say...

I mean what are you doing there? Come on!

All right, sorry. I just didn't want to interrupt you, I never know what you're doing in your –

Yeah, well if the PM's giving me a blowjob I always put a sign up.

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