But she's smart and you're smart. That's stupid.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CChelsea
London!
Wow, you look just like my friend Chelsea! Same stringy hair, same ugly clothes, same bad nose job.
CChelsea
I am Chelsea.
Chelsea, you look fabulous!
What are you doing here?
CChelsea
Well I wanted to surprise my best friend. And get the real dirt.
On who?
CChelsea
On you.
Ick Ick Ick! Can't go in there. [Blocks door]
Why not? This is my cabin.
Not at the moment. Right now it's a production studio. Show business.
What?
London's doing a webisode of Yay Me! Star-ring Lon-don Tip-ton! So you can't go in.
But I have to get in there to do To-mor-row's Home-work! By Bail-ey Pick-ett!
Good morning, ladies. I'm using the one hour Moseby lets us be on deck for a little yoga.
I prefer my yoga with fruit on the bottom.
Well, we'll just have to change their answers so they match.
No kidding. Miss Tutweiller is looking for a six foot guy.
Well, that's a deal-breaker. Moseby's only got two feet.
TMs. Tuttwiler
I don't get it. His name is Curly, but he doesn't have any hair.
MMr. Moesby
That's the joke!
Once, when I flunked Kindergarten, Daddy cut my allowance to one pony a week.
[jokingly] Hey, Yogi, [points at Yogi] where's Boo Boo?
YYogi
Wow. [sarcastically] First time I heard that one.
Unpack what? She can't afford any luggage.
(Everyone argues again.)
Why don't you guys just flip a coin?
(Everyone agrees.)
Who has a coin?
(holding a coin) I do.
Wonderful. Thank you Maddie.
EEveryone
Maddie! (they all greet Maddie)
London, so good to see you. And Mr. Moseby, rockin' the knee socks.
And I have a crest.
I see. And Cody, no sweater vest?
Oh Maddie, that was the old Cody. You're looking at the new cool Cody. (hugs Maddie)
Ow.
Oh sorry. That was my astronaut pen.
And you must be Bailey, London's roommate. Did she give you any space for your clothes?
I just got upgraded from a nail to a hook.
Nice.
Hey sweet thing. How about some sugar?
Come here.
(about to hug her but goes to the pool and throws up in there then comes back to hug Maddie)
I think I'll pass.
Told you she's poor! She sleeps on a raft!
London, they make very comfortable inflatable mattresses these days.
They do... But this happens to be a raft.
I can't believe I'm being forced to marriage at gunpoint!
More like cannon point!
This Pizza in a Cone is amazing. It's like ice cream, with the nutritional value of pizza!
I will not put that garbage in my body. Now let's go search through Gigi's dumpster. I want leftovers.
Hey, I have the same sunglasses!
These are your sunglasses. [takes off her red wig and sunglasses] It's me, Bailey.
OCOlivia Cabot
Who is Bailey?
My brother's secret love. He loves her, but he keeps it a secret... from her!
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