[The crew are pondering who is going to be Santa. Bobby enters the room, and Silvio signals everyone to his likeness]
What?
Ho fuckin' ho!
You're right.
What are you talkin' about?
You wanna play Santa Claus at the party this year?
Nah, I can't do that.
Why not?
...I don't know. I don't know how.
Eh, what's to know? You ask 'em what they want for Christmas, you give 'em a nice toy, and that's the end of it.
Nah. Not me, I can't.
Yes you can.
I can't.
Why not?
I'm shy.
[Paulie slowly rises and marches towards Bobby]
The Boss of this family told you you're gonna be Santa Claus. You're Santa Claus! So shut the fuck up about it.
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