[Janet enters the room, perks up when she sees Dominic]
Janey
Minicky Monicky!
Dominic
Auntie Jantie!
Janet
[Waves bizarrely] Hello Pelopa!
Dominic
[Waves back] Hello Peleepee!
Robin
Are we suddenly in Hawaii?
Annie' You two seem very friendly.
Dominic
She's my auntie.
Sally
Oh?
Janet
I know I don't look old enough.
Sally
D'you not think?
Janet
No… there's quite a gap between Minicky's mum and me. I was a late baby.
Annie
A mistake.
Janet
No! Honestly, what a horrid thing to say! I mean, really, just vile!
Annie
Yeah, don't go overboard, love.
Janet
Well, it is. Really horrible. I won't take it from my mother, I certainly won't take it from you!
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