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S2 E1

The Smoking Room · Season 2, Episode 1

Len, Dominic and others in “Bzzz”

Len

[high on glue] Aren't hands strange? They're like feet, only on your arms!

Dominic

Um?

Len

Best be getting back, I suppose.

Clint

Sort Ranjit out?

Len

Nah. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to give a toss about that now. I might even ask if he fancies a pint tonight. Good old Ranjit! Mm… [walks to the wrong corner of the room] Oh shit, where's the fucking door?

Clint

[whistles, pointing to the door] This way, Len.

Len

Oh, right, yeah. [singing] Do you know the way to– [opens door, turns back to Clint] Where the fuck is it? Mm… [leaves]

Dominic

Um… is that normal behaviour?

Robin

Halfy-half. He doesn't normally sniff glue.

Clint

There isn't normally glue here to sniff.

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